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    Nice and simple, but...

    When I try to file down the bars, pressing space doesn't initiate any sort of event or do anything.

    MonoFlauta responds:

    You just need to try from different positions until newgrounds update it :(

    I rather take a speed clicking test on Facebook

    I was able to make it to level 10 without buying any power ups whatsoever and with no else than 3/4 of my health. The only reason I took any damage was because the game lagged even when there was two units on screen. I'm honestly thinking that was a failsafe for people who dared try the game without powerups, because you knew they were worthless, or you're just a shitty programmer.

    The only saving grace (if you could call it that) was the art, which even then was lackluster and dull.

    Bland

    Pretty much your basic side-scrolling shooter with some slick animation. What's up with all the pixelation and clouds. Pretty damn distracting, and I'd also like to point out that it's distracting when missles are constantly firing from your ship and making obnoxious sounds and blocking your view.

    *Console required to play the game effectively

    It's a cool idea and all, but this game is definitely made for console thumbsticks, not arrow keys. Way to sensitive.

    Oh, Super News!

    Just what I would expect from Super News; a quirky game with repetitive gameplay.
    At least it's not that long.

    Awesome, just one more thing Jackie...

    Great game, but I noticed if you hit the wall after grabbing the first fish box on Spicy Tuna Bowl, level 1, you teleport to the top of that wall and are able to fall endlessly.

    wat

    Your health can go negative. ;-;

    aNtHr4x responds:

    yes, this is one of the infinite bugs of this game, but, i´m fixing the bugs!

    Shooooooooooooort

    Game was really addicting, so I was disappointed when it ended after 10 days.

    A slow, single player Maple Story

    The game's too slow paced, and the allied NPCs are stupid. I'm fighting a sheep, and they start walking the other way. And what's up with the stolen SFX and graphics for the pigs and damage.

    Glitchy

    You're able to grab anywhere in the air, not just objects. Cool concept, though.

    Enjoy your exploit!

    Trying to find a good art direction, as it seems I'm leaning too much towards the generic "huge eye-gap'd basic shape" character" Anyway, Egoraptor rocks, JohnnyUtah rocks socks.

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